22nd Jul 2014
  • parents: no boys at your sleepover
  • lesbian: :)
22nd Jul 2014
"You need Jesus."
Source: Said when ones actions are so ridiculous that only divine intervention can set them straight. (via blackproverbs)
22nd Jul 2014

dicksplit:

Being the leader in a group project

omg but tru
22nd Jul 2014

motordives:

things that are okay

  1. queer hogwarts students
  2. muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
  3. in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
  4. neato graphics
  5. new in-text/in-movie connections 

things that are not okay

  1. sad stories of george living in a world without fred
22nd Jul 2014
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

22nd Jul 2014
DW +  Favorite Scenes
22nd Jul 2014

(Source: stevenatasha)

22nd Jul 2014

mareepe:

Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much

(Source: enderman)

22nd Jul 2014

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

22nd Jul 2014

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

image

To be fair in Chicago there were a few fandom-themed bars that were actually pretty cool

22nd Jul 2014
  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
22nd Jul 2014

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

22nd Jul 2014

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

22nd Jul 2014

onthelosingside:

cumberbitchsandwich:

veirdessa:

Lestrade just seems really annoyed rather than worried about Sherlock pulling a gun and running.

‘Jesus Christ, the paperwork I’m gonna have to fill out.’

He looks so embarrassed.

22nd Jul 2014
ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well