yeah it be like that sometimes
Omg this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a v long time tbh
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
honestly i think i’d start crying if someone told me i have an all expense paid shopping spree
in grade 8 french we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and this guy bought up the letter that napoleon wrote to his wife where he was like “i’ll be home soon, don’t wash” basically saying like he wanted to have sex with her unbathed or whatever and i was like “oh ew french people are so horny” and this girl tapped my shoulder and was like “excuse me..my dad is french, are you trying to say he’s horny??” and that’s when i truly knew white people are crazy
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Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
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when you wait for something to happen and it never does
please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment
conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return
The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.
"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
Sherlock having a chat with his mother
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